A photo of me (Helen)I’m 39 (a Scorpio, if you care) and originally hail from Bridgewater, New Jersey. I now reside in the southern splendor of Lexington, Virginia with my thirteen-year-old and almost-three year girls and my better half, an economics and marketing professor at Virginia Military Institute, plus two extraordinarily spoiled rescue cats.

love inclement weather, blueberries, reggae music, my Dyson DC17, Halloween, sea turtles, air popped popcorn, trail running (duh), tattoos (duh), subtitles for movies, sriracha, and free shipping. I despise blue ball point pens, mopping, black licorice-flavored liquor, rest days, and having to make more than one trip to bring in all the groceries from the car.